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  1. I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
    — Mark Twain (via hqlines)

     

    (via kushandwizdom)
  2. thoughtfulll:

    mrsdallogay:

    mrsdallogay:

    my life got about a thousand times better once i stopped censoring myself

    and by censoring i don’t mean i suddenly embraced indiscriminate swearing; i mean i stopped trying to sugarcoat my past or my feelings; i stopped lying by omission; i stopped having guilty pleasures; i began unabashedly enjoying whatever i liked; i became very honest; i cut out of my life poisonous people and negative ideals, and i am so, so much happier for it

    Once you step out of someone else’s shadow into your own light you become the best version of you. True Story.

  3. rjzimmerman:

    Another major fire in the West, this one the “King Fire” east of Sacramento in the Sierras. About 28,000 acres, 5% contained (this morning, Wednesday, September 17). Winds keep shifting around, driving the fire south from sunset into evening and north during the day. Structures threatened. A mess. Dangerous mess.

    Here’s an article, somewhat dated, from the LA Times.

    update: as of september 18th, the fire has now consumed 71,000 acres, displaced thousands of families, burned countless homes, has shut down one of NorCal’s busiest highways, and has probably killed a bunch of little forest animals. The smoke is so bad, that people in surrounding areas can’t leave their homes. If you have asthma, that really sucks and you should probably move, or stand next to a humidifier. The fire has jumped the freeway and is headed to a much beloved state park, also, it’s headed toward Apple Hill (which I think is even worse than losing Sly Park). Firefighters have been doing their best, but it’s still only 5% contained. It has gotten so big, that it has created it’s own weather system which is creating more wind. Here’s a link to a Cal Fire map: [x]

    A picture of a nearby city:

    The stuff on the bottom is smoke, the white stuff on top are clouds created by the fire, and yes, that black shadow by the trees is a mountain. And here’s another picture, from the other side of the smoke. this is on Lake Tahoe, so of course it’s pretty. Again, smoke on bottom, pyrocumulus on top.

  4. King Jaehaerys once told me that madness and greatness are two sides of the same coin. Every time a new Targaryen is born, he said, the gods toss the coin in the air and the world holds its breath to see how it will land.

  5. thirstiest:

    nentindo:

    hokeyfright:

    can the science side of tumblr explain this

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    swag • per • a • tion /swaəgpərashion/

    adj. To channel the swagger inside of you and turn it into pure teleportation energy.

    i.e. “dude, this party blows, i’m swagperating out of here”

    this person wrote a noun, listed it as an adjective, and defined and used it as a verb

  6. gh0stcity:

    gh0stcity:

    There’s an abundance of bad things happening right now, and it’s hard not to be sucked into that black hole of sadness, so let’s have a puppy party shall we.

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    Because, let’s face it, dogs never grow up.

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    ADDED BONUS, PUPS IN MOTION!!!

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  7. asheathes:

    WIZARDING SCHOOLS AROUND THE WORLD: USA

    The Young Witches and Wizards’ Preparatory Academy of Magic is not one but two single-sex schools hidden deep within the misty green swamps of Louisiana. The schools are widely known amongst the American wizarding community for it’s infamous reputation of being the rowdiest academy for young wizards and witches resulting from a fierce inter-school rivalry cultivated through centuries of competition and trickery-wars. Students are frequenters of the headmistress and headmaster’s offices for hexing unsuspecting muggle wanderers, and hosting inter-school midnight dueling matches in the marshes. Legend has it that there is a gargantuan alligator, the unfortunate victim of various experimental (and ultimately irreversible) engorgio charms, lurking in the general vicinity of the schools, although no one has laid eyes on the beast in centuries.
  8. eaweatherfield:


In the late 1880s, the body of a 16-year-old girl was pulled from the Seine. She was apparently a suicide, as her body showed no marks of violence, but her beauty and her enigmatic smile led a Paris pathologist to order a plaster death mask of her face.
In the romantic atmosphere of fin de siècle Europe, the girl’s face became an ideal of feminine beauty. The protagonist of Rainer Maria Rilke’s 1910 novel The Notebooks of Malte Laurids Brigge writes, “The mouleur, whose shop I pass every day, has hung two plaster masks beside his door. [One is] the face of the young drowned woman, which they took a cast of in the morgue, because it was beautiful, because it smiled, because it smiled so deceptively, as if it knew.”
Ironically, in 1958 the anonymous girl’s features were used to model the first-aid mannequin Rescue Annie, on which thousands of students have practiced CPR. Though the girl’s identity remains a mystery, her face, it’s said, has become “the most kissed face of all time.”

    eaweatherfield:

    In the late 1880s, the body of a 16-year-old girl was pulled from the Seine. She was apparently a suicide, as her body showed no marks of violence, but her beauty and her enigmatic smile led a Paris pathologist to order a plaster death mask of her face.

    In the romantic atmosphere of fin de siècle Europe, the girl’s face became an ideal of feminine beauty. The protagonist of Rainer Maria Rilke’s 1910 novel The Notebooks of Malte Laurids Brigge writes, “The mouleur, whose shop I pass every day, has hung two plaster masks beside his door. [One is] the face of the young drowned woman, which they took a cast of in the morgue, because it was beautiful, because it smiled, because it smiled so deceptively, as if it knew.”

    Ironically, in 1958 the anonymous girl’s features were used to model the first-aid mannequin Rescue Annie, on which thousands of students have practiced CPR. Though the girl’s identity remains a mystery, her face, it’s said, has become “the most kissed face of all time.”

  9. viamadlucem:

hostduraravros:

positronmorbid:


ironychan:


greekceltic:


centaurcentral:


“A Centaur in Disguise” by Michelle Tolo


This is the most precious Centaur art I’ve ever seen.


What really makes it is the fact that the dude and the horse are both going “something here ain’t right…”


And I could see any hard core horse riding enthusiast going “What are you doing!?  That’s not how you ride!”


I guess he’s trying to blend in and not be the
centaur of attention

    viamadlucem:

    hostduraravros:

    positronmorbid:

    ironychan:

    greekceltic:

    centaurcentral:

    “A Centaur in Disguise” by Michelle Tolo

    This is the most precious Centaur art I’ve ever seen.

    What really makes it is the fact that the dude and the horse are both going “something here ain’t right…”

    And I could see any hard core horse riding enthusiast going “What are you doing!?  That’s not how you ride!”

    I guess he’s trying to blend in and not be the

    centaur of attention

  10. spicy-vagina-tacos:

    i need to get fucked by something other than my life

  11. tenenbuams:

    hey…..someone talk to me about ouat peter pan…..right….now…..

    i will always talk about peter pan

  12. coelasquid:

    sonneillonv:

    underhuntressmoon:

    voidbat:

    explainervideo:

    What happens to cats in zero gravity ?   more educational gifs«

    OH GOD THOSE POOR BABIES i am sobbing i am laughing so hard

    In the last pic the cat is all “oh thank god I found ground NO WAIT COME BACK GROUND”

    THOSE POOR BABIES OMG WHY AM I LAUGHING AT THIS

    Pigeons are even funnier in zero g, they don’t know which way is up and fly upside down 

  13. meganzez:

    I’m so fucking pissed off at my school, they’re trying to charge me twice as much for a school book I already bought from them that they’re insisting I ordered twice even though I did no such thing, they better give me a fucking refund

    fuck trying to fix this is a lot harder than I thought cause no one wants to admit they are wrong and now my school and bank are arguing over what I was really charged cause they both show different things someone please hit me with your car